Saturday, January 19, 2013

The so called 2013 resolutions.

One week passed so fast. It is another weekend. What am I bullshitting here? Everyone know it is weekend. lol

So 2013 started... neutrally for me. Good things and bad things they all happen which is expected. I would say 2012 trained me so well that I am all ready to take new challenges in 2013. While everyone was wishing and hoping 2013 to be a good year, I just thought that I don't need a good year. All I wanted was that my time will never be wasted. So what if nothing goes well? It is what make us stronger. Life can never be easier if we did not become stronger. 

So this year I will be going college which is part of my plan for my whole life. I did thought about going to university instead of college, but life is not always under my control. Thought about taking all sort of courses and I end up with what I was encourages to take 2 years ago.

I never expected myself able to forget about design nor writing, but instead of these dream, I have something else bigger to be pursuit.

I want to be rich. I want a house most preferable a condominium, well decorated and located in the city's center. I want to earn a lot. I want to travel to so many places. I want branded things. I want a car( more than one also can wtf) . I want fame. I want to be jealous by others instead feeling jealous. 


I am superficial. I am materialistic. But at least I want something, I fight for it. 

Anyways, these are what I want in long life in long term. The possibility that I can achieve any of these in 2013 is.... 0 % I would say. What? I am just saying the truth, going to college is a river for the money to swim out to the sea. wtf

So I set a few simple thing to accomplish in 2013.

Few things I need to buy this year. 
#1 laptop laptop laptop. 
No I mean one laptop not three. Been wanting a laptop since forever and now I can finally buy it. Anyway I am also seeking for IT pro since... I am kinda clueless about what laptop to get. Do offer your help if you feel like doing so. 


#2 Earphone
Followed by the laptop coming and the break down of all my earphone, I gonna need a ( or two) head set. One for my coming laptop if things go well and another one for my phone. 

#3 New phone. I hope.
My little SE button phone is dying. HAHA. I can't help myself from mentioning the BUTTON PHONE. Anyway it turn off when ever it knocked something hard or when I am calling. I was in the middle of a phone call and it turned off. I wanted a smart phone but I will not have any income after I got into college, how do you think I gonna pay my bills? 

Ask from parent? just not my style. I spent enough of their money I think.

Eh wait, if I get a new phone, earphone is along it.  lolololololololol wtf

The following will be a list of random things I want. 

#4 A leather wallet.
I am a leather freak.

#5 A new bottle. 
Preferable it to be thermos. I love coffee. Or I am just addicted.

#6 Hair Treatment.
HAHA. I know it is random but I desperately want my hair to be good again so that I can dye my hair.

#7 Hair dye after my hair is nourished again. 
I am now super hardworking using hair product everyday! REALLY SMOOTHER LERH! Even though Mom don't really want me to dye my hair, but I want to change. I want changes. I want to try some lighter colour. I want to be different.

#8 I need new clothes seriously.
Since I am working now, my outfit has been keep repeating every week. It is just so bored. lol Wanted more clothes so that I can match something out of it again. :O

HAHA I din't ask for anything ridiculous. The price range is very fine okay.

So the following are the things I want to do in 2013

#1 Work HARD
Working very hard already. 10 hours a day for that salary. I don't even sure about what is giving me strength to continue already.

#2 STUDY like really study.
It may sound fake... or stupid.. or any negative thoughts. But I did felt that I never really study very very hard in my life. Been watching tv during my UPSR, been busy hanging out and skip school during PMR, and busy online during SPM. SO if I really got into college. Perhaps... Just PERHAPS I might forget about having too much fun in my life and study really hard to get the scholarship. 

放下屠刀,立地成佛.
well. I mean forget about part of the entertainment not all.
well. I mean I will try.

#3 no take my social circle as a joke.
I met enough jerk and bitches. 

#4 I hope I at least travel locally for one times this year. 
I can't count how many years din't I travel. 

#5 Blog Hard.
I am still secretly and publicly hoping my blog will make a legend. Come on, I did try very hard. I have no idea how to attract readers. :( I mean like... I don't blog nonsense about every single detail in my everyday life. I shared the best part with all of you. :(

SO I wish you to LIVE HARD, LAUGH HARD and CRY HARD in 2013.

Sunday, January 13, 2013

搞笑行动 #5 包子女 & #6 PLKN

今天虽然过得很狗屎,可是还是循例来更新了.

反正人生就是一团狗屎嘛.

#5 - 包子女.

生活在马来西亚,作为一位年轻人,我一直无法了解大家的trend. 虽然我年少疯狂时也曾经常常超短裤出门.其实比起大家的短裤,亦是比内裤更短的那些短裤,我还是输了一大截.

也曾经很想拉直头发,剪个刘海旁边留下一大堆头发修饰脸型,可是因为家人不太喜欢的因素所以我没办到.然后现在去剪头发,发型师都会很认真地推荐我把头发拉直,因为我的头发实在太散了.可是我就是典型的懒女人啊,包养头发这种事实在太麻烦了.所以头发干到不行,而且工作后每天都用吹风筒吹干头发.所以头发和打工人生一样dry.所以拉直的话应该会断掉一堆头发.所以拉直还是染发我都没做到.

我也曾经化妆出门.所谓的化妆其实只有眼线.后来我也还不过是个懒女人,化妆难,卸妆更难.所以这种事情发生几次后就告一段落了.而且同龄女孩们的化妆技巧我实在不懂得欣赏.在眼头加上明显的白色眼线是我一直无法理解的事.虽然日本彩妆也有这门技巧,可是我没理解错误的话,白色眼线只是为了打亮眼头,其实化了也不明显.可是我看见大家的白色眼线都是一堆白色眼线在眼头,很明显很不自然.所以我一直无法理解它的美.

所以我一直怀疑自己是不是品味太成熟,还是大家的审美观跟我不一样.又或是本地的流行趋向真的....不怎么样.但是我对自己的品味还是有那么一点信心,毕竟我总是不小心就买了一些即将流行的衣服.比如我上年买了很多件毛织品的衣服.lololololol

而两三年前呢,曾经一度流行绑包子头这种发行.那年我中三,依然是个叛逆的小孩.当时我当然也怕输所以也尝试了那种发型,可是我的头发真的很不争气,留到肩膀的长度就停留了.所以我的头发的长度绑不了包子头.

传说中的包子头正是如此.



照片源自google.

那些年还因为包子头而出现了很多道具,比如海面宝宝等等.我只买了一个黑色的塑胶东西,却从来没派上用场的机会.

那天天马行空突然想起上年去育华参加时事问答比赛的时候,我和一位风趣的朋友看见一位绑了包子头的女孩.那女孩头发应该至少有到半个背的长度,而且很厚,也没有剪layer. 所以她的包子非常的..... 结实? 还是厚重? 我不知道怎么形容,总之就是很完美,没有一点头发散出来,也不像短头发绑出来的包子,很小很容易散掉.

结果我们正在静静等待回家的时候,我旁边这位朋友就突然冒出一句:

苍蝇飞进去就出不来了.

这样说对那位背影很漂亮的女生而言应该不是个赞美,而且有点过分.可是我确实笑了.

对不起啦.可是我还觉得这句话太经点了.

# 6 - PLKN

今天去了chatime 一趟和小学同学相聚.在这里我决定很不要脸地承认这是我第一次去chatime. 而且ochado 等等等的名牌饮料以及餐厅我多数没去过.等等等当中包括sushi king.我的妈呀我等下要去钻洞了.

不过言归正转,我们今天就提起了PLKN 亦是我们的国民服务.我们五人当中只有一人被抽中,而且还是第二或第三批的人.说到这点,我就很random 地说了一句:

如果你不想去的话,你就去喝三杯咖啡后去检查你的心跳.心跳不规律不用去的.三杯不行的话你可以喝五杯.hahahahaha

结果大家应该是被我取悦了.如果没有的话,至少我觉得我被自己取悦了.hahahahahaha

话说回来,喝咖啡后去检查这件事纯粹只是笑话,请务必别当真.我不想背负教唆他人犯罪的罪名.被抽中国民服务的人请乖乖认命,既然上天安排了你被抽中必定有它的原因.在国民服务里,你必定能得到另一番体会.

祝营中的朋友们一切顺利,将会去国民服务的人,也一切安好.活在当下最重要,享受你所拥有的.

下次见.希望大家阅读愉快,不愉快也至少勉强笑一笑.