Monday, September 24, 2012

The exam jokes.

I am sorry if I blog too often but let me be barh. School is now a playground for us after trial. We haven't really have any real lesson as all the teachers are busy for something else. Too bad the weather was a little too hot or else we will be sleeping in the class. I slept in class for twice last week which is a new record for me. Try imagine how free we are.

So now teachers are coming in and giving out our exam papers, where the comedy or the tragedy happens. Even though most of the teacher haven't done their marking yet,but we already got a few papers. Exam is such a stressful thing but somehow I always managed to make some jokes out of it. It is funny for others but it is actually a pain for me.

Here comes the jokes (or my tragedy).

1. My brain, does not work with my hand. 
Since I already got a few papers, when I check on the answer I realize I did some silly mistake in my exam paper. I can remember it clearly that I was thinking about the correct answer but I have no idea why din't I write the answer in. And it was not just one question, but a few question, in just one paper.

2. My brain went blank during exam.
Almost every single exam I will forget something I had read before and the memories do not come back anymore. Especially during my chemistry exam , my brain got nothing in it. I am probably scared by the exam paper or I do not have enough sleep but shit me, I can't remember anything.

HERE COME THE BEST JOKE.

3. My teacher like to complain me in front of the whole class.
This is the after exam process where all the teachers give out the exam paper. Something is definitely wrong and my teacher like to complain me in front of the whole class. I would not say they scold me but I am the only one get complained in the class. I know it is not a big deal but the problem is I am not the worst in class and there are people who get lower marks than me but they never get complained. The last exam which is my mid-term, my teacher ''complained'' me for getting 88% for moral. The complaint lasted for a few minutes and that happened in front of the whole class which is in silence. Everyone listened to teacher criticizing me. I was the first to get the exam paper and I thought everyone else get 90%above. Turned out there are people with lower mark and they din't get complained like I do. And today same thing happen again when I got my chemistry. I admit that my marks are much lower than my close friend but there are still people who get lower mark than me. But then when teacher read out my mark, she added a sentence : ''Kenapa teruk ni?'' ( it means why is it so worse if you don't understand. ) Then all my confidence got killed. Luckily there are error in the scheme and teacher counted my marks wrongly so my marks was slightly higher than the original. But I got myself in those depression and confusion that why do my teacher always like to complain me. I totally understand they have expectation for us but WHY ME? The inner me which very cares about face and my own dignity was very hurt. Luckily I get over it or else you probably see me in a face which is darker than your eraser for the next few days.

I shall keep the post short before you get bored of reading me. Hope this post bring a little laughter for you because when I calm down, I found all these quite funny. I did laugh out loud if it din't happen to me.


Hope you get LOL-ed. lol